hippiesispunkz:

who needs april fools when ur whole life is a joke

vicioussuggestion:

am i bitter? yes. but do i try to move on and let go of past anger? well, actually, no

spillywolf:

Do you ever just wanna pull a Luke Skywalker and disappear to an island in the middle of nowhere and dramatically stare at the ocean for awhile

achilles-alexander:

Call me vain but one of my personal development goals is to not be a draining person. I want people to feel listened to and refreshed after spending time with me.

princes-jasmine:

aladdin + other disney references.

thedalekwiththebread:

instead of paying women the same as men, pay men the same as women and see how angry they get

teenagerposts:

stop scrolling for a surprise

eatingisfab:

DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA SCREAM SO LOUD WHEN YOU TRY TO THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE

fixc:

*checks bag* OK it’s there
*closes bag*….
*2 seconds later* okay but is it REALLY there *checks b

roseytint:

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

tariqah:

etoile-kid:

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

Time to buy a guillotine